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Old 02-17-2009
 
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The Peculiar Probe
-Siegest

The life of a probe is a lonesome one. You mine; you build; yet you get no gratitude, no recognition or pride. You are just a peon. Disregarded when nothing needs mining. Sitting on a patch of minerals fighting over who gets what, and sometimes, even waiting in line. The life of a probe is ongoing with the same pale procedure. Everyone looks the same and everyone acts the same.
Well, almost everyone√Ę‚‚¨¬¶
Pykie is peculiar, he is made without the CHEBE4.5 Chip or in other words without a brain√Ę‚‚¨¬¶

Pykie watched as the various probes jittered about, gathering minerals. Not a sound was heard besides the high-pitched slicing of ore. Everyone seemed so glum as Pykie sat there his eyes glaring out, with a big mechanical smirk on his face.

"I be probe", shrieked the little yellow unit.

"I can remember the time I be made!" I be made in a place called nexus. I be laying there in pieces, and they put me together.

"I be probe!"

There was a dead silence, and nothing changed. No one beeped a word. Pykie was confused, after all life was great and there were endless things to do. Pykie hovered across the cold stale ground over to a interesting building. He looked about in great amazement.

"What be this?" Wondered Pykie.

He then saw a tall slender figure with long sharp knife like glowing blades. Pykie moved along to this odd unit and exclaimed, "I be√Ę‚‚¨¬¶"
"Get back to work you worthless peon!" Growled the Zealot.

Pykie was shocked, and scared at the same time. His mechanical parts shook all over, and aqueous oil like matter, trickled down his face. How could man be so mean?

Pykie slowly hovered over to the mineral field. He sliced at the ore and took off a small chunk.

"Where does this go?" Thought Pykie.

"Oh yes! It be nexus, it be nexus that this go!"

As Pykie began to go to the nexus, a large aircraft flew overhead and said get in! Get in! We are expanding! Him along with a few other probes, and a tall seemingly blurry figure were eventually crammed into the shuttle. Pykie sat there for quite some time as they flew over various terrains and waters. They were almost there, Pykie could see the blue ore and said, and "It be expansion!" The shuttle then came to a quick halt. Apparently the expansion was inhabited by icky purple goo.

What shall we do! Exclaimed the man known as Dark Templar. There seems to be spore colony there and I presume there are some lurkers in the premises.

"I be probe!" Said Pykie. "I will kill the spore colony and let you by!"

"Shut up, your useless!" Screamed the Templar.

" Bbbut, but, but I be probe." Said Pykie.

"Of course you're a probe, now shut up!" Yelled the Templar."

"I be probe, I be probe!" Yelled Pykie as he jumped out of the Shuttle and headed for the spore.

"Noooo!" Said the Templar. "You will do nothing!"

But Pykie was hard at work. He took out his small blades and slashed at the spore colony with all his might! He did it harder and harder, faster and faster! Then all of a sudden a trail of long brown spikes came his way.

"The Lurkers!" Yelped the Templar in a low-pitched voice.

The spikes ripped into his body tearing him apart, but Pykie kept at it. He seemed not to be affected by it. He was not powered by a Chip or Brain. He was rather, by some almighty power. Pykie attacked and attacked and blood started gushing out the side of the spore. The spikes kept coming and coming. With one final blow of his blades, the spore colony was gone, and he was victorious, and defeated at the same time. The lurker kept at him, bashing and bashing at his mechanical body.

Out of fury and sympathy for this poor probe, the Dark Templar rushed out and ran at the lurker. With one mighty blow the Templar destroyed the Lurker. Even yet, it was still to late. The probe was done for. The Templar put on a smile of sadness and pride as he held the probe up with his blades.

I be probe, said Pykie. "I be probe√Ę‚‚¨¬¶
His green glowing eyes fluttered then slowly faded out.
 
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Originally Posted by: Redcloak
Title: Davey the Drone
Author: Redcloak
Publisher: OBK Productions
Classification: Short Story
Status: Complete
A short story inspired by [OBK]Siegest's story, The Peculiar Probe

The Cerebrate detected a disturbance. It was coming from the drones mining the vespene gas. It efficently dispatched an overload to monitor the mining drones to ensure their total control.

Davey, vespene pack in his claws, suddenly stopped. He waited for a moment, expecting to feel a new command issued by the Cerebrate through the overlords. Nothing came. He looked around at the other drones, they were still going about their business as per usual. Perhaps he had been selected to morph a new structure he thought, but no command came to build one. Then he noticed a feeling building inside him, like a desire, to return to the Hive with the vespene. It was like all the other commands he had received before, but this one was infinetly weaker. It was as if a light breeze was blowing, in comparison to the gale force winds he was accustomed to. He looked overhead, the overlord was directly above him now, and he felt his will overcome as he headed toward the Hive.

The Cerebrate returned to the management of the Hive cluster. His job was simple here, continue production of Mutalisks while maintaing the base. He had been brought on to takeover for the more experienced cerebates, whom had moved toward the front lines.

Davey was awash with feelings of contentment and a continued desire to mine vespene for the horde. However, as he went deeper into the mine, the feelings subsided, and he no longer felt the overpowering need to return to the Hive. Davey realized, he did not want to return to the Hive at all. Rather, he wanted to get away from the control of the Cerebrate and his overlords. Davey scuttled away from the vespene mine and the Hive cluster. He did not look back when he head the leathery wings of the Mutalisks in the distance, nor did he look back when he heard the screech of the incoming gluve wurms. However, he did feel them as they seared through his body and torn massive holes into his small carapace.

The Cerebrate turned back to managing the base. It had become a constant effort with these drones. Ever since he had discovered a band of drones sitting outside the Terran base, he had had four such incidents with drones suddenly resisting the Overlords and running. He was tempted to inform the Overmind, but he feared that they would interprate the leaving drones as a sign of his weakness.

[Underground Base in the Terran Colony of Achelus]
"How did the test drones perform?"

"So far, nothing sir, not a single drone has returned to the base." replied the age-weathered scientist. "I told you it was a foolish dream. The Zerg are simply mindless beasts, you cannot instill desires into them."

"I know captain, but I had to try."

Davey felt the wurms tear through his carapace, fatally wounding his internal organs. He fell, hard to the ground. Davey looked to his side and saw the remains of a drone carapace, and he realized that he had done it. He was free.
 
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Epic. That was amazing. No idea we had those.
 
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That was beautiful. I wish I could write like that
 
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Ahahaha, I vaguely remember the Probe one. That was epic.
 
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So sad :c
 
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original thread (this incarnation): http://www.blizzforums.com/showthread.php?t=88

And a funky google search turned up this stuff: http://www.thehippo.net/hermithoth/Art/Pykie.htm





I need to dig up the original pykie image and repost it, not sure what happened to it
 
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Yeah I remembered the original repost thread from this BF incarnation in 2k6, reposted it for Xmas of 2k7 and I figured it's time to renew the Pykie interest for 2k9.

thanks again Neo for hanging on to this through the crash. I like that in that link someone else took credit for it Oo
 
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well for all we know they're right, not everyone went by the same handle everywhere :3

need to pull out an old website backup to get the original photo >_<!
 
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Pykie would make a good kids story I think. One of those giant cardboard children's books used to indoctrinate the young of the world to follow the will of Blizzard.

Excellent stories.
 
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Success!



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