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Old 07-15-2007
 
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I'm still curious about the circled rooms. Go to the one to the south.
You dig in your coat pocket for the piece of map that you took with you, and pull it out, unfolding it and carefully holding your pistol-light over it. You certainly don't want to see any more crossed-out rooms. Carefully checking your bearings, you start out for the southernmost circled room.

As you progress, the levels of gore that you come across slowly increase. On your way to the crossed-out room, you only saw a solitary bloody mess here and there, but now you come larger and larger expanses of slaughter. There are more security personnel among the dead, as well, and you guess that you are getting closer to the origin of the man-thing outbreak, traveling back in time in a way, to when there were more armed men to contain the creatures. You realize then that in your whole time in the building, you have only encountered one of the things. Remembering the exit doors, bashed out from the inside, you think that perhaps nearly all of the creatures have escaped the complex. You cringe then at the thought of nearby settlements being torn apart by herds of the creatures.

Coming to your destination, you see that this door has not been clawed open. It is very heavy-looking, and has a large, thick latch locking it. You try to open it, but it stays firmly in place, clanking against the door's frame.

"Shit," you mutter.

Then, to your shock, a voice calls out from inside. "Hello?! Is somebody out there?" The occupant yells.

You are dumbstruck for a moment, but then you hear something else, as well. There is a chittering down the hall to your right, and the tappity-tap-tap-tap of many claws striking metal. Man-things. Apparently a few stuck around, after all.

What do you do?
 
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Kill the motherfucker.
 
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Kill the motherfucker.
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Which motherfucker would you like to kill?

There are currently two options for motherfuckers who could be killed:

1. The ravenous man-things that take many shots to kill, of which there are clearly several, currently stampeding towards you down the hall.

2. The person in the circled room, who is behind a heavy, locked door, but seems like he might let you in.
 
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try and get into the room then start pistol whipping him.
 
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Umm, lets see here...
RUN! Run and try to lose those creatures.
 
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The ravenous man-thing!
 
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The ravenous man-thing!
The creatures are close, and you decide that you have to defend yourself. Drawing both pistols, you level them and open fire down the hall from which the growls are emnating. You hear the "pock-pock-pock" of shock bolts hitting flesh, and the growls of wounded creatures, but the horrible tapping of the stampede continues.

Just as the first of them comes into view of your pistol's light, you hear a clank, and glance to your left, at the door. The latch is being lifted open. Concentrating on the creatures again, you drop one of them with concentrated fire, but two more follow, bounding over the fallen one.

You see the door swing open, and a voice from within screams "Get in!"

With the two creatures withing a few strides of you, you lunge through the door, and with the stranger's help, shut it behind you and lock it. There is an almost immediate pounding from the other side.

In the darkness you're confused for a moment, trying to get your bearings and get a light on the man's face. However, before you can do it there is a light bathing you, and all at once the bulkhead next to you sparks, and the buzzing report of a charge ray sounds. It lances from the origin of your savior, who is standing in the light at the back of the room, holding a small rifle.

Your savior, who isn't a stranger at all.

"I was expecting Theta shock troops, and instead I get your sorry ass-- just my luck," says Marjen Rungor, the once-strong and handsome man who has become chubby from his time behind a desk, on the dole of Theta-March, the man who befriended you once, betrayed you later. The man who you're not at all surprise to find in league with your mother's sickeningly rich and merciless corporation, which is in turn in league with the most powerful people in the Empire. The man who can give you answers about all this if anyone can, and has you firmly in his sights, and over a barrel. "In case you were wondering, that was a warning shot."

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ask him what happened and try and disarm him if possible
 
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Negotiate. Give him a blow job, something, anything.
 
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Negotiate. Give him a blow job, something, anything.
"Slide those pistols over here," Marjen barks.

You sigh, tossing the pistols across the room. They clatter across the metal deck, coming to rest just inside the long patch of light Marjen is standing in. You've got to talk him down. There's no other choice, now. "Marjen, listen--"

"Shut up, friend. I'll do the talking and I'll ask the questions, so you just relax." He points to a long metal bench at the other end of the lighted area. "Take a seat over there, and we'll have a talk."

He keeps the light on you as you move across the room to the bench. He also collects your pistols off the floor and sets them on the long table next to him, and a couple meters in front the bench. You sit down, taking a quick survey of the area around you. You see no potential weapons, aside from your pistols, right next to Marjen. He's about three meters away, leaning against the table. There is a shelf above the bench with a few pieces of heavy equipment that you could maybe throw at him, but Marjen would fry you before you could even get a hold of one. You roll your eyes, and shrug. "Well?"

"Well." Marjen replies sarcastically. "So why are you here, friend? Wanted to find out what your mother was up to these days?"

"You of all people should know I don't give a shit about my mother," you say.

"Oh, that's right," he says, as though he didn't remember the stories. "You really spilled your guts about Theta." His eyes widen, then, like he's had a revelation. "Is that why you came here? Did you have some kind of crisis of conscience? I know what you saw in there shook you up, but you seem like the last guy to turn into a crusader."

You roll your eyes again. "I'm here because I thought it might make me some money. That's the only reason I go anywhere these days." He's right, though. You spent a lot of time in Theta-March as a kid, mostly in your mom's lavish office, but you did slip out once, and see the precursor to all this horrible business. In a way, what you saw then was more horrible. The man-things seem so alien as to not be human, but those endless lines of cages at Theta-March, filled with the poorest dregs of humanity, all twisted and warped beyond recognition at your mother's whim, that showed you what cruelty humans were capable of. to one another. It showed you that this had been in the works for a long time. This was big.

"Well, it wouldn't matter if you did want to stop them, anyways. The Emperor gets what he wants, and so do the corporations. This is the work of both. They're disowning the drug project, but it isn't any big thing if they just have to stop the rebellion with pure force, is it? It's what they do best." Marjen smiles at you. He then sweeps his light over to the door, where the pounding has intensified. There are a few visible holes, the long slashes of the creatures' claws "Okay, friend, looks like I'll be needing your help to get out of here. They'll get in soon enough, and unless we're both here to open up on them when that happens, we won't make it. So, how about a little truce, just for now?"

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As I see it, truce means you continue to not get killed. Also, you probably get your guns back. Seems like a good deal.

Edit: That doesn't mean you can't renege on your "truce" at the first convenient moment....
 

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Don't truce. Right when the things are about to burst in and his attention is there, break his legs and take his gun or something.
 
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As I see it, truce means you continue to not get killed. Also, you probably get your guns back. Seems like a good deal.

Edit: That doesn't mean you can't renege on your "truce" at the first convenient moment....
"Fine," you say as flippantly as possible, and Marjen smiles.

"Okay, friend. Move nice and slow, now." He motions to your pistols.

You rise from the bench and grasp them, Marjen still sighting you with his rifle.

"Let's do it," he says. "Aim at that door, and nowhere else until they break through."

You do as he says, keeping your pistols leveled at the door. You know that for now, you need his help.

It doesn't take long for the slashes in the door to widen and multiply, and soon the thrashing crowd of creatures on the other side is visible. You're startled then as Marjen opens fire into the breach. You do the same, and you're surprised how fast his weapon cuts down the creatures. To your dismay, though, there are still at least a dozen clumped against the entrance. The hole soon widens enough to let them through one at a time, and you concentrate your fire on each creature as they come.

You reload.

As the creatures dissipate, a pile of them has formed in front of you, some of them dangerously close. It's certainly obvious to you that neither of you would have survived without the firepower of the other, and looking over at Marjen, eyes locked on the pile of man-things, it seems that he realizes it as well.

He turns to you. "You go ahead. I'll take up the rear," he says, motioning for you to take point out the door.

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blast him
 
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