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Forum: Online Roleplaying Forum 02-17-2009
Replies: 14
Views: 2,828
Posted By Reservoir
Re: The House of Cards

Vince was amazed - this was the Real Life, and only one girl? Seriously...who casted this?

Anyway, he found that another dude had a 360, so Vince figured that maybe there'd be enough TV's to rig...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-14-2009
Replies: 4
Views: 419
Posted By Reservoir
Re: Escape From City 17

Damn! That's some fine work there - the beginning, showing the striders and gunships, were the HL2 models - but I love the detail in the costumes, even the damn CP uniforms! Plus, headcrab zombies...
Forum: Online Roleplaying Forum 02-11-2009
Replies: 14
Views: 2,828
Posted By Reservoir
Re: The House of Cards

Sorry for starting late; my fault on that one. I'll not use Verdana font, so yall can read it easier.

Vince sighed...again. He'd lived in rural North Carolina all his life, and fucking Florida...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-08-2009
Replies: 46
Views: 1,632
Posted By Reservoir
Re: Bio-cock

Half-Limp 2
Star Cock: The Schlong Unleashed
Tits of War (Gears of War)
Pussy (Portal)
Vaginafield: Hot Company
Skeet 2
Resident Sex 5
Forum: Chit Chat 02-08-2009
Replies: 67
Views: 2,768
Posted By Reservoir
Re: Pocket Woes

I used to keep my keys on a carabiner, but that makes too much damn noise. Besides, I don't have that many keys anyway - just a key for the Jeep, door & ignition key for my Olds, and the two house...
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2009
Replies: 67
Views: 2,768
Posted By Reservoir
Re: Pocket Woes

Nah, it just means you're left probably left handed. To which I answer, yes, I am.
Forum: Chit Chat 02-06-2009
Replies: 67
Views: 2,768
Posted By Reservoir
Re: Pocket Woes

On the contrary, I use mine for my wallet.

Back Left: Wallet(i.e. usable money, cards)
Back Right: Unusable money(aka money that's actually going somewhere specific, and not a random gas...
Forum: Online Roleplaying Forum 02-06-2009
Replies: 127
Views: 8,895
Posted By Reservoir
Re: Official RP Developement Thread

I would love to, as well. It sucked, however, when people would just leave, forcing people to support it on our on. It makes it harder to keep interest, which is what killed Rodkar's one about...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-24-2009
Replies: 7
Views: 288
Posted By Reservoir
One question...is he never gonna let me down like...

One question...is he never gonna let me down like Quantum of Solace did?
Forum: Chit Chat 01-15-2009
Replies: 4
Views: 196
Posted By Reservoir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY
Forum: Chit Chat 01-11-2009
Replies: 24
Views: 628
Posted By Reservoir
I hate pop music. All poppy music sucks - why...

I hate pop music. All poppy music sucks - why sugarcoat everything? Please, if I want to listen to something happy, the least I can do is find something that doesn't make me think we live some...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-11-2009
Replies: 24
Views: 628
Posted By Reservoir
Somehow, I think it's all on purpose... ...

Somehow, I think it's all on purpose...

...and the music isn't that bad. Not catchy/remembrance-worthy, but definitely nothing totally stupid.
Forum: Chit Chat 01-10-2009
Replies: 47
Views: 2,475
Posted By Reservoir
Because the crew were criminals at that point,...

Because the crew were criminals at that point, having stolen(and later blowing up) the Enterprise in ST:III, and having stolen a Klingon Bird of Prey. It was a redemption story, in a sense; though...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-06-2009
Replies: 21
Views: 594
Posted By Reservoir
No, not Slimer. The crazy dude from Ghostbusters...

No, not Slimer. The crazy dude from Ghostbusters 2...the guy that was going to rule the world through the baby. You know, the painting?
Forum: Chit Chat 01-06-2009
Replies: 21
Views: 594
Posted By Reservoir
I lurk by nature. I happen to think it's a good...

I lurk by nature. I happen to think it's a good thing; after all, how many idiots post idiotic posts in a thread topic they know nothing about? I'd rather sit back and watch the knowledgeable duke...
Forum: Chit Chat 01-06-2009
Replies: 21
Views: 594
Posted By Reservoir
Hahahahaha...this is gold. Very gold. ...

Hahahahaha...this is gold. Very gold. Ghostbusters absolutely slew me...God so many good ones.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-22-2008
Replies: 79
Views: 3,877
Posted By Reservoir
It is definitely worth the money. While there...

It is definitely worth the money. While there are some things that bring it down, those things are bound to do so eventually. The enemy becomes predictable as you become familiar with their...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-24-2008
Replies: 160
Views: 6,765
Posted By Reservoir
I'm getting this for Christmas, along with Left 4...

I'm getting this for Christmas, along with Left 4 Dead. From what I hear from you guys, it's pretty good - I'll see when I play it.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-14-2008
Replies: 3
Views: 432
Posted By Reservoir
Gamertag: VDiddy5000 Status: GOLD MEMBERSHIP!...

Gamertag: VDiddy5000
Status: GOLD MEMBERSHIP!
Currently playing: DOA Xtreme 2, Dead Space, Gears of War 2, Army of Two
Forum: Chit Chat 11-06-2008
Replies: 108
Views: 4,044
Posted By Reservoir
Damn you! I won't have the money until Monday,...

Damn you! I won't have the money until Monday, so I'll have to wait until then :(
Forum: Chit Chat 11-04-2008
Replies: 108
Views: 4,044
Posted By Reservoir
GoW's online was pretty good. I felt the maps...

GoW's online was pretty good. I felt the maps were too claustrophobic - not a very good way for them to be for using the Longshot - but they were good nonetheless.

At least I wasn't throwing my...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-02-2008
Replies: 4
Views: 302
Posted By Reservoir
AHAHAHAHAHA holy shit That's batshit crazy! ...

AHAHAHAHAHA holy shit

That's batshit crazy! I can't tell which would be more awesome, Sarah Palin: Mercenary, or Barrack Obama: Mercenary!

/much shits and giggles from me
Forum: Chit Chat 10-31-2008
Replies: 108
Views: 4,044
Posted By Reservoir
And that's how we know you're full of shit: you...

And that's how we know you're full of shit: you don't seem to understand, much less care to understand, the reasoning behind spoiler-tags.
Forum: Chit Chat 10-31-2008
Replies: 103
Views: 3,003
Posted By Reservoir
What I don't understand is this: if the...

What I don't understand is this: if the Dragonskin armor is much, much more effective than the Interceptor, why didn't the Military jump on it? Soldiers are expensive, yes, but replacing them with...
Forum: Chit Chat 10-30-2008
Replies: 12
Views: 392
Posted By Reservoir
Why does this site hate Firefox?

Why does this site hate Firefox?
Forum: Chit Chat 10-28-2008
Replies: 1
Views: 495
Posted By Reservoir
ZOMFG FTW! That's just awesome. I love...

ZOMFG FTW!

That's just awesome. I love grand orchestral music, especially the kind that's balls-to-the-walls "War" themed, the kind of stuff that makes you feel like a grand war is being fought,...
Forum: Chit Chat 10-28-2008
Replies: 5
Views: 348
Posted By Reservoir
Hey, I be playing it. I think the ridiculous...

Hey, I be playing it.

I think the ridiculous amounts of time stuff takes to get done (i.e. travelling to a neighboring world two slots over takes longer one way than a small attack group takes to...
Forum: Chit Chat 10-22-2008
Replies: 79
Views: 3,877
Posted By Reservoir
Yeah, I pretty much use the Pulse Rifle and the...

Yeah, I pretty much use the Pulse Rifle and the first gun thingy you get. One has some serious knockdown, the other is rapid fire and carries a lot of ammo (then again, it spends it quickly, too).
...
Forum: Chit Chat 10-21-2008
Replies: 79
Views: 3,877
Posted By Reservoir
While I would absolutely say that you should buy...

While I would absolutely say that you should buy it now, you should at least own it. There are a few problems with it that I have; notably, not having the ability to quickly turn around 180 style,...
Forum: Chit Chat 10-20-2008
Replies: 79
Views: 3,877
Posted By Reservoir
Almost makes me feel bad, curb stomping all those...

Almost makes me feel bad, curb stomping all those innocent, unturned corpses until they have no limbs...

...and constantly looting bodies for more ammo...
Forum: Chit Chat 10-20-2008
Replies: 79
Views: 3,877
Posted By Reservoir
Er, I think you messed up juuuuuust a bit there.

Er, I think you messed up juuuuuust a bit there.
Forum: Chit Chat 10-19-2008
Replies: 79
Views: 3,877
Posted By Reservoir
This game is grand. Fucking grand. And, I can't...

This game is grand. Fucking grand. And, I can't wait until I get to play more of it.

Now, if they can make RE5 like this....
Forum: Chit Chat 10-02-2008
Replies: 59
Views: 1,812
Posted By Reservoir
He means this: "Because the same theory that...

He means this:

"Because the same theory that says the LHC might generate a black hole also says it would evaporate instantly. The opponents conveniently leave out the second half of the equation."
Forum: Chit Chat 09-30-2008
Replies: 32
Views: 1,184
Posted By Reservoir
Senility due to being over 9000 years old does...

Senility due to being over 9000 years old does not excuse this madness!
Forum: Works-In-Progress 09-29-2008
Replies: 6
Views: 4,400
Posted By Reservoir
Wow. I sat there and read several pages of...

Wow. I sat there and read several pages of it...and..wow. I'll finish reading it when I can, but I admire your writing prowess - I only hope I get that way with my own writing.
Forum: Chit Chat 09-25-2008
Replies: 1,681
Views: 47,172
Posted By Reservoir
I'm not sure whether to laugh or be serious. On...

I'm not sure whether to laugh or be serious. On the one hand, you don't talk like that to people you don't know. On the other hand, being on the internet allows one to be incredibly douche. So I...
Forum: Chit Chat 09-25-2008
Replies: 53
Views: 2,124
Posted By Reservoir
Vader is only hard if you're using standard...

Vader is only hard if you're using standard techniques. I used IGN's trick of using the Force Lift combo (Xbox Control = X, X, Y, B), which throws Vader into the air if you manage to finish it...
Forum: Chit Chat 09-25-2008
Replies: 1,681
Views: 47,172
Posted By Reservoir
I think I'm Batshit crazy. Like two assholes on...

I think I'm Batshit crazy. Like two assholes on their first date.



NoBoDy m4|<e5 m|= OvErFlOw meye pwn w@7er. |\|0|30|)Y!!11!!!

My God in heaven, I can't believe I wrote that shit. I must...
Forum: Chit Chat 09-25-2008
Replies: 53
Views: 2,124
Posted By Reservoir
Le sigh. If you fight Vader, that is the bad...

Le sigh.

If you fight Vader, that is the bad ending.

If you fight the Emperor, that is the good ending.

/Vader fight is soooooooooo much harder.
Forum: Chit Chat 09-25-2008
Replies: 1,681
Views: 47,172
Posted By Reservoir
Sadly, Carnie, you're making mine look more and...

Sadly, Carnie, you're making mine look more and more like a "Batman & Robin" Mr. Freeze casting reject with every new avatar you make. While I find Chaos' avy to be of acceptable quality for...
Forum: Chit Chat 09-24-2008
Replies: 53
Views: 2,124
Posted By Reservoir
I had a similar problem while he was fighting me...

I had a similar problem while he was fighting me as Darth Maul. He fell through the floor, and I ended up killing him with the "Long Way Down" Bonus, but it wouldn't let me further. I jumped into...
Forum: Works-In-Progress 09-23-2008
Replies: 0
Views: 4,204
Posted By Reservoir
Of Serpents and Saints

Space around the Helena bulged as she pushed her ovoid shape, tip first, into the metaphysical boundaries of space-time. Using her hyper-sensitive energy emission arrays, she focused the energies of...
Forum: Chit Chat 09-23-2008
Replies: 53
Views: 2,124
Posted By Reservoir
I must admit, I enjoy this game, considering some...

I must admit, I enjoy this game, considering some shortcomings. The THINGS that piss me off, tho...

1) Too many fucking "if you land here you die" places. Just after I complete that sweet-ass...
Forum: Chit Chat 09-23-2008
Replies: 15
Views: 469
Posted By Reservoir
Or that could just be the anal probe they left...

Or that could just be the anal probe they left behind by accident...

...
...
...it was on accident, right?
Forum: Chit Chat 09-23-2008
Replies: 10
Views: 516
Posted By Reservoir
You should be able to DL it on Xbox Live...

You should be able to DL it on Xbox Live Originals.

Never played it, but same experience as viperjo.
Forum: Chit Chat 09-18-2008
Replies: 13
Views: 619
Posted By Reservoir
THIS, coming from a man with a rainbow in his...

THIS, coming from a man with a rainbow in his siggy...uh huh.
Forum: Chit Chat 09-10-2008
Replies: 1,681
Views: 47,172
Posted By Reservoir
Gods be damned, I can't see the video. It says...

Gods be damned, I can't see the video. It says it's "undefined" in the url. Stupid shit.
Forum: Chit Chat 09-10-2008
Replies: 18
Views: 768
Posted By Reservoir
What I've listened to so far (as in "All six of...

What I've listened to so far (as in "All six of the songs that are currently on Metallica's website) has been a mixed bag. I can't remember too many specifics, but most of the songs have something...
Forum: Chit Chat 09-09-2008
Replies: 46
Views: 1,314
Posted By Reservoir
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Forum: Chit Chat 09-08-2008
Replies: 1,681
Views: 47,172
Posted By Reservoir
Less talk about sister's vagina. More COMIX.

Less talk about sister's vagina.

More COMIX.
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