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Forum: Chit Chat 01-05-2009
Replies: 9
Views: 531
Posted By JSMaTT
Going to Virginia

Well, after I do that basic training crap.

I'll be back 2-3ish months.

Keep hating each other and wishing you were awesome like me.
Forum: Chit Chat 01-04-2009
Replies: 41
Views: 1,228
Posted By JSMaTT
I wear skid marks like a scar

I wear skid marks like a scar
Forum: Chit Chat 01-03-2009
Replies: 41
Views: 1,228
Posted By JSMaTT
http://bach.fhs.usyd.edu.au/stu/hse/iec/volpiwisem...

http://bach.fhs.usyd.edu.au/stu/hse/iec/volpiwisem/images/cryingBaby03.jpg
Forum: Chit Chat 01-03-2009
Replies: 499
Views: 13,934
Posted By JSMaTT
Just wanted to mention that I read today that...

Just wanted to mention that I read today that ground forces rolled into Gaza, so it's possible that our GhostlyGal is out there as we speak.

I honestly haven't been following the conflict as...
Forum: Warcraft Discussion & Strategy 01-02-2009
Replies: 24
Views: 1,967
Posted By JSMaTT
dON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

dON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Forum: Chit Chat 01-01-2009
Replies: 55
Views: 1,694
Posted By JSMaTT
But I'm ok with that.

But I'm ok with that.
Forum: Chit Chat 01-01-2009
Replies: 60
Views: 2,269
Posted By JSMaTT
WoW is such a disease.

WoW is such a disease.
Forum: Chit Chat 01-01-2009
Replies: 130
Views: 2,891
Posted By JSMaTT
Is your New Years Resolution something along the...

Is your New Years Resolution something along the lines of not being a wet blanket?
Forum: Feedback Forum 12-31-2008
Replies: 44
Views: 2,784
Posted By JSMaTT
Fucking brilliant.

Fucking brilliant.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-31-2008
Replies: 55
Views: 1,694
Posted By JSMaTT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/parenting/images/300/baby_cry...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/parenting/images/300/baby_crying_closeup.jpg
Forum: Chit Chat 12-31-2008
Replies: 60
Views: 2,269
Posted By JSMaTT
His mother grounded him.

His mother grounded him.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-31-2008
Replies: 130
Views: 2,891
Posted By JSMaTT
I'm really sorry about that incident with your...

I'm really sorry about that incident with your sister last new years man :(
Forum: Chit Chat 12-31-2008
Replies: 130
Views: 2,891
Posted By JSMaTT
New Years Eve

I will be playing spoons, drinking captain morgan, and then spooning my lady friend.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-31-2008
Replies: 51
Views: 1,502
Posted By JSMaTT
I tip by not burning the place down.

I tip by not burning the place down.
Forum: Warcraft Discussion & Strategy 12-30-2008
Replies: 24
Views: 1,967
Posted By JSMaTT
invoker and silencer are my favs

invoker and silencer are my favs
Forum: Chit Chat 12-30-2008
Replies: 53
Views: 1,547
Posted By JSMaTT
Yeah, you're gonna have to upload it. Wait,...

Yeah, you're gonna have to upload it.

Wait, you should upload a bunch of random sound bites!

Start out by saying "JSMaTT is a fucking ginger!"

That has to sound awesome with the polish...
Forum: Chit Chat 12-30-2008
Replies: 55
Views: 1,694
Posted By JSMaTT
I'm just going to assume the pictures of girls...

I'm just going to assume the pictures of girls with flesh covered basketballs is an attempt to make Lackey's heart explode with a surge of blood.
Forum: Warcraft Discussion & Strategy 12-25-2008
Replies: 11
Views: 1,068
Posted By JSMaTT
So I'm playing DOTA

And people are screaming at me because I suck at it. I love the irony of being called "a fucking noob who should stick my head in a meat grinder" because I suck at a custom map on Christmas Day.

...
Forum: Chit Chat 12-25-2008
Replies: 59
Views: 1,644
Posted By JSMaTT
I have no problem getting hot girls in the...

I have no problem getting hot girls in the states, I'd imagine it would be even easier in other countries.

They do love their United States folk.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-25-2008
Replies: 46
Views: 1,490
Posted By JSMaTT
I don't get xmas till saturday, and I told my...

I don't get xmas till saturday, and I told my family to get me stuff that will enhance my last few weeks of civilianship

So:

Beef Jerky
Alcohol
Money
Socks.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-25-2008
Replies: 80
Views: 2,228
Posted By JSMaTT
Where did I put that picture...haven't used it...

Where did I put that picture...haven't used it since Nuts died of old age...

oh, here it is

http://www.bbc.co.uk/parenting/images/300/baby_crying_closeup.jpg
Forum: Chit Chat 12-25-2008
Replies: 53
Views: 1,851
Posted By JSMaTT
hahaha "WE NEED MORE HEROES LIKE GEORGE...

hahaha

"WE NEED MORE HEROES LIKE GEORGE BUSH!"
Forum: Chit Chat 12-25-2008
Replies: 1,417
Views: 61,349
Posted By JSMaTT
The only reason ghostlygal would come to the...

The only reason ghostlygal would come to the states is to sparr with me(and get her ass kicked)
Forum: Chit Chat 12-24-2008
Replies: 33
Views: 878
Posted By JSMaTT
How can you hate the holidays? Jesus christ,no...

How can you hate the holidays? Jesus christ,no wonder your a fat pot head
Forum: Chit Chat 12-24-2008
Replies: 60
Views: 1,831
Posted By JSMaTT
Which BF member...

Would you want for the Holidays?


I would pick Ben. I'd show him around my home town, and introduce him to all my high school friends, and watch him get all condescending and philosophical and...
Forum: Chit Chat 12-24-2008
Replies: 165
Views: 5,233
Posted By JSMaTT
How do you not pass the asvab? I thought it was...

How do you not pass the asvab? I thought it was just a scoring system on 0-100 and the higher your score, the more jobs you qualified for. It also depends what parts of the test you rocked at, and...
Forum: Chit Chat 12-24-2008
Replies: 24
Views: 708
Posted By JSMaTT
I'm sure you'd like to make a guest appearance.

I'm sure you'd like to make a guest appearance.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-24-2008
Replies: 59
Views: 1,644
Posted By JSMaTT
California for hot asians. Spain for sweet,...

California for hot asians.

Spain for sweet, intelligent, latina-ish gals.

Er, yeah, this thread is fucking stupid.

What we should is,post pictures of ourselves, then get a bunch of...
Forum: Chit Chat 12-24-2008
Replies: 24
Views: 708
Posted By JSMaTT
How else am I ever going to achieve my dream of...

How else am I ever going to achieve my dream of having a TV show on MTV!?

Maybe I'd have better luck if I asked old canadian ladies to shoot me.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-24-2008
Replies: 53
Views: 1,851
Posted By JSMaTT
Depends, where do you live? How kinky are you? Do...

Depends, where do you live? How kinky are you? Do you enjoy McDonald's dollar menu?
Forum: Chit Chat 12-24-2008
Replies: 1,417
Views: 61,349
Posted By JSMaTT
GhostlyGal isn't capable of love or affection....

GhostlyGal isn't capable of love or affection. She's a cold blooded killer
Forum: Chit Chat 12-24-2008
Replies: 9
Views: 446
Posted By JSMaTT
I'd go gay for you.

I'd go gay for you.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-24-2008
Replies: 24
Views: 708
Posted By JSMaTT
Whatever,I have the most interesting life of all...

Whatever,I have the most interesting life of all the noobs on this forum.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-22-2008
Replies: 24
Views: 708
Posted By JSMaTT
rage at high school parties what? I don't have a...

rage at high school parties what? I don't have a lot of exes from the area, so like a week, week and a half tops.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-22-2008
Replies: 80
Views: 2,228
Posted By JSMaTT
No Ace, you need to think. What he means is,...

No Ace, you need to think.

What he means is, lets say he wants a cigg, but he doesn't have enough money, or a means to get to a place of business that sells ciggs.

Yeah, that was hard to figure...
Forum: Chit Chat 12-22-2008
Replies: 37
Views: 1,149
Posted By JSMaTT
incapacitate and/or overwhelming force.

incapacitate and/or overwhelming force.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-22-2008
Replies: 24
Views: 708
Posted By JSMaTT
JSMaTT moves back to his moms house

..for three weeks.

I'm going to be soooooooo bored. I love getting out of the city to the small town environment and seeing old high school buddies...but after 3 days I get overcome with boredom...
Forum: Chit Chat 12-22-2008
Replies: 165
Views: 5,233
Posted By JSMaTT
Because they aren't there to protect their...

Because they aren't there to protect their country and stupid shit like that
Forum: Chit Chat 12-22-2008
Replies: 21
Views: 976
Posted By JSMaTT
It's a great strategy, turning all the men around...

It's a great strategy, turning all the men around me gay.

That way, I'm the default for all the ladies!

*insert cocky anime snicker and throw coat over shoulder and walk into sunset here*
Forum: Chit Chat 12-21-2008
Replies: 20
Views: 547
Posted By JSMaTT
How would you feel if some stoned dumb shit...

How would you feel if some stoned dumb shit plowed his car into your mom, then smoked her tampon?!
Forum: Chit Chat 12-21-2008
Replies: 105
Views: 2,714
Posted By JSMaTT
Some girls dislike the red hair, most love it and...

Some girls dislike the red hair, most love it and like to play with it.

Lately though I've been seeing a girl with pink hair. I'm not used to not having the dominate hair.

Oh well.
Forum: Warcraft Discussion & Strategy 12-21-2008
Replies: 36
Views: 3,686
Posted By JSMaTT
Hahahaha, fucking brilliant!

Hahahaha, fucking brilliant!
Forum: Chit Chat 12-21-2008
Replies: 40
Views: 1,667
Posted By JSMaTT
i believed in Santa till I was like, 12. lol

i believed in Santa till I was like, 12. lol
Forum: Chit Chat 12-21-2008
Replies: 80
Views: 2,228
Posted By JSMaTT
Like LXM needs help being any more brain dead.

Like LXM needs help being any more brain dead.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-21-2008
Replies: 53
Views: 1,851
Posted By JSMaTT
no you can't, my giant e-penis is in the way

no you can't, my giant e-penis is in the way
Forum: Chit Chat 12-21-2008
Replies: 20
Views: 547
Posted By JSMaTT
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/474053

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/474053
Forum: Chit Chat 12-21-2008
Replies: 53
Views: 1,851
Posted By JSMaTT
It's soooo fucking cold brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

It's soooo fucking cold brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Forum: Chit Chat 12-19-2008
Replies: 40
Views: 1,667
Posted By JSMaTT
Leffsa

Leffsa
Forum: Chit Chat 12-19-2008
Replies: 105
Views: 2,714
Posted By JSMaTT
So I gotta ask, how do you fat people have sex? I...

So I gotta ask, how do you fat people have sex? I mean, clever use of suspenders to hold back your belly?? Do you do a hand stand?
Forum: Warcraft Discussion & Strategy 12-19-2008
Replies: 36
Views: 3,686
Posted By JSMaTT
What? Seriously?

What? Seriously?
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