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Forum: Chit Chat 12-09-2006
Replies: 85
Views: 2,813
Posted By Balls
Re: International-sized Condoms too large for Indians

I couldn't help but remember those statistics that showed that occurances of the micropenis syndrome was most frequent amongst Caucasians.

On a serious note, half of this stuff is bullshit. If you...
Forum: Chit Chat 12-02-2006
Replies: 8,564
Views: 344,241
Posted By Balls
Re: Post your picture!

Oh no, not another E-Thug!



Well, consider yourself lucky that you're not a midget.
Forum: Chit Chat 12-02-2006
Replies: 54
Views: 1,160
Posted By Balls
Re: Our flags suck

He did say he was grading them on asthetics.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-29-2006
Replies: 8,564
Views: 344,241
Posted By Balls
Re: Post your picture!

Didn't you know Typhun? It's what girls do.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-29-2006
Replies: 109
Views: 2,384
Posted By Balls
Re: This is bullshit

Don't argue with Gorbet! Police must always be morally correct and its always the victim at fault!
Forum: Chit Chat 11-29-2006
Replies: 28
Views: 758
Posted By Balls
Re: Holy fucking fuck Korea

Why don't white people just ditch the alphabet? :rolleyes:
Forum: Chit Chat 11-29-2006
Replies: 28
Views: 758
Posted By Balls
Re: Holy fucking fuck Korea

Simplified Chinese is for "special" people. You know, those that have a hard time learning how to read.

China ain't even Chinese anymore.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-28-2006
Replies: 28
Views: 758
Posted By Balls
Re: Holy fucking fuck Korea

Pfft.
你是一個笨蛋.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-28-2006
Replies: 8,564
Views: 344,241
Posted By Balls
Re: Post your picture!

Someone got the intertextual link! Have a cookie.



By the tone of that post, I believe you are waiting for someone to comfort you and tell you that you're not that ugly and they really do wanna...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-28-2006
Replies: 65
Views: 2,505
Posted By Balls
Re: Richard Tirade(sp?) is a racist?

Some people just have to repetitively note people's race and recite racism for absolutely no reason. Those people are called morons.

Sometimes I think I'm the sole person in this world who doesn't...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-28-2006
Replies: 37
Views: 1,465
Posted By Balls
Re: Questions to anyone who is in college currently...

I know Cornell isn't one of the top three Ivies. The reason its an aspiration rather than Harvard, Yale or Princeton is because none of the big three have undergraduate BArch degrees and I really...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-27-2006
Replies: 37
Views: 1,465
Posted By Balls
Re: Questions to anyone who is in college currently...

Just a question for you MIT, Ivy Leaguers, etc. How hard do you perceive it was for you to gain entrance? I heard high school students in the US do a fuck load of extracurricular activities which go...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-27-2006
Replies: 8,564
Views: 344,241
Posted By Balls
Re: Post your picture!

Score! Send some more pictures this way! ;)

Nah just kidding. But seriously, do it.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-27-2006
Replies: 43
Views: 1,050
Posted By Balls
Re: Male Birth Control

Its still good backup for those condom breakage situations where you literally shit yourself.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-26-2006
Replies: 8,564
Views: 344,241
Posted By Balls
Re: Post your picture!

Pedos? I dunno what age Ace is but there's no way your cousin can be younger than me.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-26-2006
Replies: 8,564
Views: 344,241
Posted By Balls
Re: Post your picture!

I'd tap that, wouldn't you Amok?

Hahaha.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-26-2006
Replies: 41
Views: 1,206
Posted By Balls
Re: Guess who this person is?

Disgusting.

She was alright beforehand too.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-26-2006
Replies: 68
Views: 1,534
Posted By Balls
Re: What Did you just Purchase?

In the words of the juggernaught: "What the fuck is that shit?!"

Never heard of Fosters in my life.
...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-26-2006
Replies: 29
Views: 738
Posted By Balls
Re: What other forums do screw around inn?

If you only come here, why do you need to post in this thread? Last time I checked it was for people who visited other forums.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-26-2006
Replies: 29
Views: 738
Posted By Balls
Re: What other forums do screw around inn?

http://www.stardestroyer.net/

Muahahahaha!

No, just kidding, those people scare the living shit out of me.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-26-2006
Replies: 70
Views: 1,529
Posted By Balls
Re: i love wikipedia

Nothing. The topic will remain on fat people.

Did you hear about that lady who sat on a sofa for a couple of years and her nerves fused with the sofa? Well, maybe its a bit off the mark but damn...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-26-2006
Replies: 1,140
Views: 21,640
Posted By Balls
Re: Rate the Person

A: I've seen that before somewhere... 9/10
S: Carbon hood! Ruuuun! 8/10
C: Meh. 6/10
P: Alright I guess. 8/10
Forum: Chit Chat 11-25-2006
Replies: 8,564
Views: 344,241
Posted By Balls
Forum: Chit Chat 11-25-2006
Replies: 8,564
Views: 344,241
Posted By Balls
Re: Post your picture!

Oh well, if it tickles his fancy then go ahead.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-25-2006
Replies: 8,564
Views: 344,241
Posted By Balls
Re: Post your picture!

Holy mother of Buddha, you look like a friend of mine. Except she's sorta arabic or something funny but you've got the same face.

Holy shit, I think I'm on the ground laughing.

Wait... She...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-25-2006
Replies: 62
Views: 2,085
Posted By Balls
Re: Blizzard needs to read this

Michaelangelo must be rolling in his graves with laughter. (yeah, yeah, he didn't really design the uniform. so what?)
Forum: Chit Chat 11-25-2006
Replies: 98
Views: 2,375
Posted By Balls
Re: white kids are emo

I know why black, asian, indian and hispanic people can't be emo! Because they can't dye their hair black! Zing!
Forum: Chit Chat 11-25-2006
Replies: 16
Views: 556
Posted By Balls
Re: Death Notepad

This smells like moose shit to me.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-20-2006
Replies: 62
Views: 2,085
Posted By Balls
Re: Blizzard needs to read this

Makes more sense than your custom rank. :-/
Forum: Chit Chat 11-20-2006
Replies: 62
Views: 2,085
Posted By Balls
Re: Blizzard needs to read this

Owww, now all the WoW players are onto my arse.

Chances are, you're not addicted so stop bawling. You should be happy.



I don't see how this is relevant to Starcraft addicts. Pity the number...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-19-2006
Replies: 44
Views: 1,479
Posted By Balls
Forum: Chit Chat 11-19-2006
Replies: 8,564
Views: 344,241
Posted By Balls
Forum: Chit Chat 11-19-2006
Replies: 62
Views: 2,085
Posted By Balls
Re: Blizzard needs to read this

It's so true. All the WoW addicts in our grade are either pasty pale and fat or pasty pale and skinny.

Hey, I'm not judging them. If having a 3rd tier armour set for your level 60 gives you a...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-19-2006
Replies: 41
Views: 1,080
Posted By Balls
Re: I broke my arm.

Yes it is, how can you keep the boy down when you're walking across the beach? Huh? Are you homo?
Forum: Chit Chat 11-19-2006
Replies: 122
Views: 2,866
Posted By Balls
Re: Post your number --

Remember that 'Internet Weirdos' thread?

Fancy that, look what I just found on here.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-19-2006
Replies: 75
Views: 2,301
Posted By Balls
Re: guy smashes PS3 outside the shop with sledge hammer

Sometimes the state of your posts distress me.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-18-2006
Replies: 75
Views: 2,301
Posted By Balls
Re: guy smashes PS3 outside the shop with sledge hammer

Alrighty. I plan to turn up to the Wii release with a bag full of trolley poles which I can then distribute to the Nintendo fanboys before the bloke pulls his stunt.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Forum: Chit Chat 11-18-2006
Replies: 31
Views: 848
Posted By Balls
Re: UCLA Taser Incident

Yes, he was screaming at the top of his lungs telling them to get off him because he was leaving already and they decided to grab him for absolutely no reason. Sure, alright, they were having their...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-18-2006
Replies: 75
Views: 2,301
Posted By Balls
Re: guy smashes PS3 outside the shop with sledge hammer

Why don't those fucking dip shits do something worthwhile with their money?

Hell, if they don't wanna sponsor a child in Africa, they could have at least given it to the busker in the city mall....
Forum: Chit Chat 11-18-2006
Replies: 31
Views: 848
Posted By Balls
Re: UCLA Taser Incident

Where was the fucking riot? Are you telling me students don't walk around with knuckle dusters or pocket knifes? Even then, breaking up a wooden chair and dividing up the four legs would have worked....
Forum: Chit Chat 11-18-2006
Replies: 41
Views: 1,080
Posted By Balls
Re: I broke my arm.

I share your pain. I fucked up my neck doing squats and now it cramps up whenever I try to wank.

That was why you were bitching right? Because you broke your right arm and you can't wank for 2...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-16-2006
Replies: 24
Views: 624
Posted By Balls
Re: FUCK YEAH!!

Just have a party and invite hobos off the street to fight for a big mac as entertainment.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-14-2006
Replies: 8,564
Views: 344,241
Posted By Balls
Re: Post your picture!

Have you ever tried growing a mullet?
Forum: Chit Chat 11-14-2006
Replies: 35
Views: 1,172
Posted By Balls
Re: jesus of nazareth agrees that this was a shitty weekend

You're not the one that jesus hates. It's the OP, whoever he is.

And I'm quite sure high school cricket hasn't started yet. Only university cricket? Or maybe it's just club.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-14-2006
Replies: 25
Views: 718
Posted By Balls
Re: What a good reason to get banned (I.E. do you think this is a good one)

Give them a good shot of the Goatse or Tubgirl. Then you'll have a reason to be banned. Otherwise, it's just an internet forum dude. Why get your panties in a twist?
Forum: Chit Chat 11-14-2006
Replies: 37
Views: 1,281
Posted By Balls
Re: Have you ever changed your permanent residence to a foreign country?

I said it because Kaer mentioned it.

I got no beef with snow and moose.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-14-2006
Replies: 37
Views: 1,281
Posted By Balls
Re: Have you ever changed your permanent residence to a foreign country?

ZOMG Canada sux!!

The best thing to do in situations like this is to grow some balls and just move. Staying in your personal confort zone's for pussies.

I am so going to go work in the UAE...
Forum: Chit Chat 11-14-2006
Replies: 35
Views: 1,172
Posted By Balls
Re: jesus of nazareth agrees that this was a shitty weekend

Theo is always right.

I should get a reward for that.
Forum: Chit Chat 11-14-2006
Replies: 114
Views: 3,035
Posted By Balls
Forum: Chit Chat 11-14-2006
Replies: 8,564
Views: 344,241
Posted By Balls
Re: Post your picture!

You look like you got messed up but the bruises don't seem to be swollen. Do the chicks and guys dig it?



Yeah. I mean cmon, the US's gay capital and you got a picture with a cop?
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